Undomestic Goddess

The following conversation actually took place. Truth be told, it took place a few times.
Guy at Bar: So do you cook?
Me [thinking]: Great. Another one on the hunt for a domestic trophy wife.
Me [speaking]: I can certainly find my way around a kitchen.
Guy at Bar: Do you have any specialties you’d like to make me [...]

A woman needs a man…

…like a fish needs a bicycle. —Gloria Steinem
When I moved to New York nine months ago, I was most excited about having my own apartment. My parents and I spent a day in Astoria looking for just the right one, and when I found this one, I knew. I knew the way you [...]